- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

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