A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

cool

Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

a man was shot.... he died

Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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