- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

bronson watt walks into a bar.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

What's your blood type? Red.

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Yo Momma is not fat.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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