Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

A child walks into a classroom.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

why dont they make black forks

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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