what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

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whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

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Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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