- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

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Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Are you gay. No. Ok.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

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