What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

thumb_up thumb_down +37

What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

thumb_up thumb_down +35

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

thumb_up thumb_down +35

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

rabbits running in my bathroom!

thumb_up thumb_down +29

A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

thumb_up thumb_down +29

What has two legs? Half a cat

thumb_up thumb_down +29

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

thumb_up thumb_down +29

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops