What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

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How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

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What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

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Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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