- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and R. Kelly? One is an arrogant asshole known for pissing on things, the other is R. Kelly.

Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

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