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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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