- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Sam Hengal.

What's the new green? Green

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

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