- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

So you have been really stressed lately huh?

Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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