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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

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