Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Justin Bieber

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

so...um, yeah

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Dwight Howard

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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