What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

Abortion.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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