What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

Women's rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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