Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Drew Knowles is gay

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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