What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

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So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

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What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

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Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

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Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

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In 1843 when Man invented the moon, people set sail on ironclad ships to lands that sold items that weren't for sale in similar such stores in other lands not reachable by ironclad ships or dirigibles as they became known once they changed form completely and were a differentobject entirely and of no use for water transport. That's when the real revolution in telecommunications began, the truck drivers would use CB radios as early as 1287 and 1276 in Canada. the CB radio enabled the users to order pizza and develop symbiotic relationshiops with canvas. Amongst other things.

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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