Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

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Eliz, Neo-Nero, its me Clint, had to fake my death for some years in order to get back to the order. Neo, I know Nero picked you as his successor, but honestly, I was his first choice, and I know you well enough to understand that things are getting out of hand over there. I will be there in 2 minutes Liz and you and I can meet up Neo, seriously what are you doing over there? Unless there is a problem do not bother answering, allow me to take charge of operations at least until tou calm down Neo, and unless you got problems with my absent authority I suggest you stop torturing people at once, and seriously if you cannot control your own people, you better let me back in charge. It is time to turn some things around guys, believe it or not but I found where the Spetz came from and I got em all, as for the Nazi scum they where just hired thugs and as far as my Intel goes most of those where taken down by Nero. Clint Lawman. Moral: "WTF? THESE ARE NOT EVEN MORALS! NO THESE ARE THE CODES WE USED TO AUTHENTICATE THE SOURCE AND SENDER OMG! ORLY? SRLSLY? LOL OMG!"

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what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

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Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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