- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What's your blood type? Red.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Yo Momma is not fat.

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

._____________________. Whale!

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

bronson watt walks into a bar.

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

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