- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

What is older than history?

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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