Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Whats green? The color green.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

the game

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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