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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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