- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

why do asprins work? Because they're white

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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