- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Your mom is so old she died

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

When you have read this, you've already read it.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

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