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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

So you have been really stressed lately huh?

What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

cool

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

a man was shot.... he died

What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

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