Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

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yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

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Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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cool

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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