- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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