- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

George W. Bush

i have yougurt mit traktor

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

A black student graduated High School

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

What moos like a cow? Another cow

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