what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

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whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Wait! hundred billions!

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How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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