The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

penis

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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