What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

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Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

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How Do You Fart Eat Beans

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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Dead girls can't say no.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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I'm gay.

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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here's a joke... the american education society

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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