"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

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What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

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how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism. "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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