- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

mikey is cute

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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