- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

A jew enters a mall.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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