A jew enters a mall.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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