A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

How come grilled cheese?

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Justin Bieber

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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