- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

I was watching Fox news.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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