How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

kaite is dumb that is true

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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