- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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