Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

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There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

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Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

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1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

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Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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