- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

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What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to their son who got an A- in algebra? How do I know? I don't speak Chinese!

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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