- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

A miserable man committed suicide.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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