- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

25

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

George W. Bush

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

Women's Soccer.

whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??