- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

were at work systems r down

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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