- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

What's your blood type? Red.

._____________________. Whale!

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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