A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

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Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

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yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

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Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

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Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

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What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

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Listen, I cannot as much as I would like, to take the full responsibility for every decision my former followers might decide to make of their own, we are no religion nor do we follow any kind of doctrines, we encourage freedom but also respect for our fellow human beings, all of them regardless of race or affiliation. But you let me know whoever has as much as looked at you the wrong way, and I will make sure they no longer find themselves welcome within my order, nor anywhere else if their actions merit the firm hands of justice.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

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If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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Random link time! http://www.booksie.com/thrillers/novel/declan_mckimm/pure-evil

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A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

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