- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

A blind man watches TV

What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

How do you kill a black man There is many ways

Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

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