It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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The Big Band Theory

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why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

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how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

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Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

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Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

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what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

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Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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