- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

White NBA players.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

Anthony sucks

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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