- Anti Joke

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? cause he had mad-cow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican Cross the road? He was on His way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was walking to his car, racist....just kidding, he was on his way to rob a bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

yo mama's so fat because when women are pregnet thay gain weight for there child to feed on

alex is cool

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

Anthony sucks

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

Jack Stevens

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!