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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

that wall over there ->

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Everybody will die

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

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