- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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