Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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Yo Mama just died.

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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This winter: "The seal is broken, as the spirits of hell go across the world, I can help you find them Clint! But only you can prevent them from killing your family!" "I will do whatever I must!" "Be careful, you can only see them with medication sample X, and destroy them with the super addictive Meladocs 5" "HOW DO I KILL THEM! I CANNOT HANDLE MORE MELADOCS 5! ITS ADDICTIVE AS HELL!" "Only you can save us Clint, only you can do this until their world malfunctions saving us all, but killing you in the process!" "I WILL... I CAN!... UGH... HOW MUCH LONGEEEEEEEEEEEEER!" THE PACKMAN: THE MOVIE.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

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Anti Joke

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