- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

The truth is he loves her!!

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

Knock, knock. Door opened.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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