What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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