A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

are you gay does your mom know

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

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whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

Students, please find the surface integral.

I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

Please Rape William Wright

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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