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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Women's Rights

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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