- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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