- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

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