How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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