- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

Knock knock Go fuck yourself

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

Knock Knock Who did that?

Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

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