- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Drew Knowles is gay

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

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