An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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why is my phone broken i dropped it

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I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

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Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

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