What's purple and glows? An electric grape

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

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what do you call a kid named kid. kid

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

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What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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