God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

Yanter, Look it up

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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