why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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