- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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