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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

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