Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

Pianos.

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

Steve Jobs is alive.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

Bacon is delcious.

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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