- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

what are three short words? i a am

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

The Big Band Theory

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

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