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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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