A black man has a job.

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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