why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

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How long does it take a person to steal a television? Many variables could determine said ability to successfully steal a television. Such variables depend on sub-variables such as weight of the television, whether the television is a store, an upper-class citizen's home, or in a "ghetto" apartment. A main variable could be the race of the thief in question. African Americans are scientifically more likely to steal a television faster compared to a Caucasian. Yet a downside to being an African American is the fact that they are more likely to be called in for questioning or arrested on the spot at their broken down home. Caucasians are less likely to be questioned and if caught will most likely obtain the proper amount of bribery money in which to pay off the police.

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A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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My mom

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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Robin, Get in the Car

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

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Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

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What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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