- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What hurts like hell? HELL

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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