- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

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Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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