Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

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Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

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A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

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Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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women's rights

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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