- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

Boxing on Boxing Day

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

I'm Polish.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

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