Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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What would Muhammed do?

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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