Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

Who is John Galt?

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Barack Obama is a good president.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

Women's rights.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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