Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

women's rights.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

Dumbledore dies.

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

hey hey apple

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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