- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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