- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

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