- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

SUCK MY NUTS

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

Cool story bro. Tell it again.

What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

Tall asians

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

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