an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

women's rights

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

No because your face is really f***** up.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Drew Knowles is gay

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

A jew enters a mall.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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