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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

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