- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

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