- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who did that?

Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

Knock knock Go fuck yourself

sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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