What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

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How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

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YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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